davestridirk:

re3koning:

how are “homestuck is good, actually” and “homestuck is bad, actually” both Hot Takes on this site

not only are they both hot takes, but they’re both spoken by homestucks, to other homestucks, who agree, no matter which you say.

selanpike:
“oh look more TAZ shit
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selanpike:

oh look more TAZ shit

electric-chai:

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

superspecialsnowflake666:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi

him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful

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*goes to scottland* *squints suspiciously* why is everyone doing a Shrek accent

gayhex:

Tumblr conceptually sounds like the social media of the future. Like just conceptually the features sound amazing. You have text post without a hard character limit, you can choose a layout for your blog with infinite customization options, there’s video sharing with more than twice the runtime limit of twitter, audio post, being able to create photo sets with 10 different images, which you can choose the layout of, being able to insert videos and photos inside of text post, custom urls, three ways to comment (tags, replies, reblogs), being able to share post from a different blog without logging into a new account, a blog sharing system, an ask system with an optional anonymity, tags that aren’t directly in the post, readmores, timelines that actually are timelines, being able to create multiple pages on your blog for faqs, abouts, byfs, etc. being able to both show and hide your likes and follows, and honestly more that I’m probably forgetting but you get the point. Literally when it comes to features, tumblr is number 1 like no other social media site can compare the amount of customization. The main problem is that this sites management is unbelievably incompetent, even for a social media site.

theinvisiblemonsters:

jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

bisexualowain:
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danrizart:
“she knows.
”

danrizart:

she knows.