un-un-creative:

portmanteaurian:

creekfiend:

“Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements” gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air…

bumblebeerror:

tellylace46:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

🤔

other ppl have been sending me images of this all day 

Guys, I wish I had cable news because it would have aired on my damn tv

bisexual-bilingual-idk:

nanashi-rei-official:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I didn’t know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don’t use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

“To answer a lot of people’s question: this package is [4lbs] there’s also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel.”

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

Can’t wait to try to put toothpaste on my brush in Croatia and send up eating lone mustard

startplaysmile:

“There’s a service dog among us”

heather-mason-official:

heather-mason-official:

palesite:

👍 by alnajar09

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call that a [joke pending]

call that an HRT monitor

the-swift-tricker:

Kim Kardashian West, 2020/ The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe ,1842

sm980:

yd12k:

cameoappearance:

saiyanqueenreads:

aspergersissues:

Yes.  Just yes.

“I wasn’t confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted.”

‘I did ask for clarification and you got angry at me instead of clarifying’ is even worse

edenoi:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

onald squad

Brought America to the brink of nuclear war after tensions had long subsided, removed safety regulations, sent federal troops to brutalize protesters, crashed the stock market,