die-chickenfoot:
“Had to do it to ‘em
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die-chickenfoot:

Had to do it to ‘em

carnival-phantasm:

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

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kisa13:

What the fuck is a Buttfor? | Minecraft - Galacticraft part 8 (#332)

this clip misses the best part. the return of the fupa

pdlcomics:
“Seahorse
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memesusofsuburbia:

sephbeams:

sharp-tender-shock:

elijahelegia:

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

belleevangeline:

People on production of the original Little Mermaid were initially insistent that she be blonde because that’s just what mermaids were supposed to look like.

Funny how things change.

neil-gaiman:
“ laveyinthehouse:
“ “If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in...

neil-gaiman:

laveyinthehouse:

“If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty, the creator of ambition, the author of modesty, of inquiry, of doubt, of investigation, of progress and of civilization.”

~ Robert Green Ingersoll

“Do you have any idea,” Crowley said. “How much trouble I’d get into down there if anybody read this?”

Aziraphale pursed his lips. “I don’t think anyone in your part of the world reads Robert Green Ingersoll in this day and age. And besides…”


“The author of modesty. That’s me, that is. What were you going to say, angel?”


“Nothing,” said Aziraphale. “Nothing at all.”