Silver Tongue

Aren't you that person who accused someone of drawing fetish art over a reference sheet that they drew when they were 15?

Anonymous

no? that doesnt sound like something id do. I mean, i myself draw NSFW art so im not exactly quick to make accusations.

teaboot:

shutyourmoustache:

This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂

“The rice not looking good. You lied to people.”

“Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”

“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from the chair.”

“You don’t use MSG. How to make good fried rice?!”

I would die for Uncle Roger

anna-scribbles:

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happy halloween 

teenblunder:

tockthewatchdog:

“we were born wrong”

I’m thinking about going missing

plumpdog:

soft–dogs:

soft–dogs:

I JUST SAW A REALLY CHUNKY RACCOON ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK

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artist’s rendition. my immediate reaction was to yell “chunky boy!!!” despite the fact i was the only one in the car

This has the positive, opposite energy of my day today when I passed a Canadian Goose, rolled the window down, and called it a bitch. 

nahusnab:

Family photo

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