dietcrystalbebsi:

beetledrink:

when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

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banishedquasiroyal:

god i love dumb tboi fan theories so like. as much as i love “all playable characters are just irrational of isaac” i also really like “some randos ended up in isaac’s basement through isaac’s sheer force of imagination/hope, and maggie is a younger, redeemable version of his mom” but this also leads to “the whore of babylon effect is just eve closing off and letting an adult badass take over” and ALSO “lilith has no fucking idea how she got there because she’s blindfolded and is just chilling”

hexglyphs:

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

b-atiful:
“ pancakeke:
“another fun night of quiplash
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This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question
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b-atiful:

pancakeke:

another fun night of quiplash

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

phrases with the same effect as “everypony”

“Draw a circle, thats the world”

“allons-y” 

“i like your shoelaces”

foodntwk:

NOW YOU HAVE TO HOLD A DEAD MONKEY, HAH HAH

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

I love the internet bc it’s given me the ability to put whatever I want on the computer screens of 4,871 people in an instant

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otherwindow:
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kedreeva:

dykecrowley:

dyketonystark:

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

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It’s because you really do gotta make it “all” and in Good Omens, every single character in the entire book is an idiot, so they’re all on a level playing field.

the best part is that the only person who ISNT an idiot is the one setting things up. I think this quote sums it up best. “an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”