randomslasher:

sorekbekarmi:

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My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct

Christians: We can still hear its voice
Hebrew language: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

epidaleacalamita:

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we have truly entered the season of giving, as evidenced by @motherfucker-unlimited​ doing his absolute best to give me a stroke

rem-ir:

souldagger:

souldagger:

souldagger:

cant stop thinking abt ursula k. le guin’s essay abt the carrier bag theory….. she’s like, maybe the first human tool was not a weapon, but rather something that holds, a bag, a pouch, a vessel, something for gathering and storing and sharing. let’s shift the narrative of humanity from that of violence to that of safekeeping. and i’m like

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and THEN she’s like, a novel is also a carrier bag. there’s the Hero’s story, sure, but there’s room enough in fiction for every experience, for every little thing, and it’s that other story, the life story, that she seeks……. o|-<

turns out the entire essay is online (thanks, Anarchist Library) and i really can’t recommend it enough

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papayaromantic:

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yakko also has a child leash

champagneauston:

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the rampage continues

nicasiosilang:

static-testament:

arroz-con-yolo:

lmao jesus christ

Lightning is the coolest

we just continue to live on this planet as if this is fine. fucking psychopaths. 

fernlom:

space-majge:

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I’ve heard this so much, it’s so horrible to hear but it’s true and it happens a lot

xxtc-96xx:

Winterwear for the twos! Because they don’t have any fur longer than peach fuzz for the cold so Delia has their backs. Newtwo has a nice cloak since I feel like she wouldn’t like something restraining like a sweater, Huey got his new blanket pinned to make his own little cloak, Mewtwo…..he settled for a scarf and refused anything more

theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

oh to own a silver hand mirror and a comb carved out of bone

do you want mine i hate the smell of it so much a bunch of followers made a meme out of it a few years back it looks like this

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you know you’re my friend and it’s in the nature of our relationship for me to trust you in most things, but you worded this extremely like someone trying to get rid of a cursed bone object

i am extremely trustworthy what are you talking about 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think you should be one day buried with your smell bone comb. I think that’s the best idea.

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