adurot:

bonmod:

conspicuouslad:

bonmod:

Is this a real quote? can I get a fact check on this? Not even Fox News could be THIS callous and cruel.

I didn’t verify this quote, but they did have this to say about the DMZ:

“On the other hand, you know, you’ve got to be honest about what it means to lead a country; it means killing people. Not on the scale the North Koreans do, but a lot of countries commit atrocities, including a number that we’re closely allied with. So I’m not a relativist or anything, but it’s important to be honest about that.”

So I can’t put anything past them at this point.

y i k e s

https://beta.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/06/22/fox-news-hosts-not-our-kids-statement-and-the-limits-of-compassion/?outputType=amp

Fox News host’s ‘not our kids’ statement, and the limits of compassion

Brian Kilmeade's words suggested that not all lives matter equally.

Washington Post

cannibalchicken:

beetledrink:

god at the pearly gates: you may enter heaven but first we have to sit through some of your most important memories and judge you as a soul

me: so… were going to revisit the moments of my life where i was presented with a choice and did well in your eyes, father?

god: were going to watch all the times you used curse words really weirdly when you were 13 and just started using them

mzminola:

mzminola:

mzminola:

Hagrid mentions at some point that not everyone sends their kids to Hogwarts. Some of them homeschool them in magic (and maybe in other subjects, or maybe send them to local schools), some send them abroad (like Lucius wanted to do with Draco).

So then in book7, Tom Riddle via the Ministry both bans muggleborn students from attending, and makes Hogwarts attendance mandatory for everyone else. No more sending your kids abroad for school, and no more homeschooling.

Now I want the scene, September first, 1997, of the Welcoming Feast as all the firsties are walked in for the Sorting and the chatter swells because the line seems a lot longer than normal, and don’t you think some of those kids are a bit taller than usual, and I could swear that’s my weird neighbor-

A really angry (and terrified) fifteen-year-old homeschooler flips the double bird at the entire Great Hall as the Sorting Hat’s dropped over them.

Reblogging myself to add the thought that the Weasleys are canonically known for having large families yet, aside from the wedding, we only meet one set of them. Book seven mandatory Hogwarts attendance is a PRIME OPPORTUNITY to fill a fanfic with Weasley OC’s. Please picture Ginny going from the baby of her family to suddenly the leader because she’s the only familiar face in this madhouse that knows how it works.

#the year Voldabort takes over #Gryffindor just triples in size #and everyone is a redhead #even the kids that are not normally redheads just get into it #things eventually get so confused that people just start ferrying all redheads to Gryffindor #whether they actually belong there or not #at some point a sleep deprived prefect is shepherding kids to bed #and just squints down at this tiny motherfucker and asks #‘hang on; are you a boy or a girl’ #and the kid just says ‘I’m a Weasley’ #and the prefect just accepts it#and leads them to the newly created Weasley staircase #that fully half their damn house occupies  [tags via emptyknight]

snape realizing that the new rules means half the school is weasly: I am starting to regret everything

platycryptus:

really out here livin his best life

(sawfly larva)

puertohurraco:

ilovebeingmexican:

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

snuffysbox:

that one Gina-centric episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine provided me with a lot of Taako material and for that I’m eternally grateful

carnival-phantasm:

johnhocksbur:

Too swole…to control…

King

cronagorgonzola:

moonlandingwasfaked:

general-george-washington:

Lacroix is illegal now

habitable zone

I live in Massachusetts and I was curious what the Fuck this could possibly mean and uh

Basically no one knows what’s in it and it’s maybe poison but Massachusetts is the only state that holds carbonated water to the same health and safety standards as regular water so LaCroix is just doing nothing and hoping there’s no consequences