adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

bonmod:

revolutionarykoolaid:

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This country couldn’t be any more ridiculous. You literally can’t do ANYTHING in America as a Black person without risking arrests. Freedom is nothing more than a punchline.

hey, the hospital didn’t do anything, it was the police

Technically hospital security started the whole situation.

Isn’t the security officer supposed to question the guy *before* calling the cops? Like isn’t that their whole job?

In theory, sure. In reality it’s some guy with minimal training getting paid slightly more than minimum wage who doesn’t actually have any more authority to stop anyone than any other random civilian. It’s rarely come up with the places I’ve been, but if someone doesn’t do what I tell them threatening to call the cops is go to number one, because they’re the ones with the actual authority. From what I’ve seen presented of the story the guard does seem to have been overly zealous and I don’t think I would have carried it that far, but my experience is that most security guards are morons.

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

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cadhla182:
“ The Greatest Lantern
This isn’t canon. Just gonna get ahead of those comments.
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cadhla182:

The Greatest Lantern

This isn’t canon. Just gonna get ahead of those comments.

fullmetal alchemist is the fortnight of minecraft

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgoditsneph:

niniblack:

eudoxiav:

lawful-evil-novelist:

theludicrousrival:

billiam-spockspeare:

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.”

On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system.

She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.

In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.

Here’s a link to the detail on that one.

Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money

They really do.

My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”

Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in.

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.


If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.

The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.


Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing

And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

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lol i cant believe they made a guy based off of the ninja turtle

harperhug:

schmuddel:

cephalotodd:

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

Say either one of them to kill everyone in the vicinity immediately.

hewwo everypony, bazinga hahaha :3 lol im so random rawr

shitpost-weasel:

kkachi95:

haha I can’t believe they made Fire Nation into a real thing

that comment dropkicked me into next week

me @ that one person who said that the firenation was white

fablesmutual:

im half human and half machine, half boy, half car, boycar, protector and king of chilladelphia