agentvictoriahand:

spooky-neighborhood-demiurge:

qozxe:

my-kokoro-just-brokoro:

This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?

rest in fucking pieces

nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL

starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up

willowdove:

destructive-distractions:

My favorite thing about John Mulaneys Instagram is the random artsy pictures of his wife

Some examples:

Look at that last caption! He’s so excited to take pictures of his beautiful wife, it’s adorable

Its so refreshing to see a comedian who loves his wife, completely, whole-heartedly, is ABSOLUTELY smitten

smallrat36wagon:

schmidtyho:

jockgirlfriend:

harryshoneypot:

booty shorts that say this on the butt

equally threatening energies

boott shorts that say that too

dankmemeuniversity:

bongwaterbasin:

silver-tongues-blog:

crowempress:

mocksyoucondescendingly:

transburger:

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

@queenwhiskey

hold up you were 3 in 2005? youre a child what are you doing on tumblr!?

you do realize that makes them 17 right? i was 2 in ‘05.

anyone born after 2000 is a child

sunfortune:

catchymemes:

Batman and Catwoman model swap

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

chefpyro:

i own this game on three platforms now, lmao

oh shit when did it get on steam?!

leafaske:

i binged good omens, novel and series

9/10 needs more angel-demon shenanigans ♥

coolxatu:

gaycraigboone: