Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wanna hear my totally wrong conspiracy theory on why they gave link a blue shirt in breath of the wild instead of the usual green

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Okay so look at the starting roster in Smash 64. These were the 8 most important Nintendo characters at that time. Now note the colours. Mario is red, Pikachu is yellow, Kirby is pink, Samus looks to be red here but her model is mostly orange, and Donkey Kong and Fox are both brown but Fox is a lighter brown and has a lot of white from his clothes. The only true overlaps are Yoshi and Link, who are both green.

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Fun fact, in Ultimate, the starting roster is exactly the same. But look: Link is blue now. So now every starting character is a different colour. Coincidence? Yeah probably.

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humming-fly:

sometimes a comic can be an undefined au with your favorite characters and 5 lines of dialogue you think are funny at 2am

Not to break up the hilarious team rocket Asks, but I just wanted to say. I've struggled with depression for a while now, and seeing your comics and answers to asks always helps me smile more, and I appreciate it greatly ^^

xxtc-96xx:

baby Huey will scare all the depressions away!

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…by trying ice cream XD

rude-and-still-ginger:

witcheshaven:

brujahinaskirt:

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

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Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

c-jay321:

About two weeks late but you know what they say, better late than never! lol

Anyway, here’s my fma day thing~ Click for better quality ^^

drpepperphd:
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ha-nice-joke:

official-lucifers-child:

doom-exe:

decodering:

decodering:

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

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That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

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All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

c2ndy2c1d:

He loves his little impostor baby very much!

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