Silver Tongue

yourenotaloneinthis:

corvidaezero:

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Just a little four-year-anniversary reminder that YOU SHOULD NOT NEGLECT TO VOTE

POLLS LIE BECAUSE PEOPLE ANSWERING THE POLLS LIE.

ALSO THE POLLS DO NOT ACCOUNT FOR RACISM/WHITE SUPREMACY.

YOU MUST VOTE.

VOTE.

SOME LOCAL CANDIDATES HAVE WON ELECTIONS BY AS FEW AS 30 VOTES.

YOUR VOTE *DOES* COUNT.

aceofsquiddles:
“I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
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aceofsquiddles:

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

fadesinthelight:

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have some octokittens

hexquest:

pregnantseinfeld:

pregnantseinfeld:

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I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops

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Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today

Seeing OPs name and twitter is 2 punches in the face

i-have-this-now:

derpyanimatesstuff:

lovebiome:

gay-slime:

gay-slime:

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From a home on honeydewcraft

Y’all better fucking appreciate this it took me 5 hours to do the bricks alone

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OH SHOOT ITS A PAINTING NOT A TEXTURE PACK

THATS A PAINTING????

ndiecity:

weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:

weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:

why does wine taste like shit?

i am going to run through the woods naked

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rosexknight:

shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

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Omg it got better XD

notedchampagne:

rose: what exactly is your reigning symbolization of marriage, ignoring the ring dave: ass pats 

karkat:….not strangling the other 

sollux: shitting in the same toilet 

aradia: also shitting and a storage unit 

terezi: tax evasion 

vriska: you guys have to get married to evade taxes??

deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

“Wooow! How did Orwell predict the surveillance state so well in 1984??” 

He didn’t. He was making an observation of the surveillance state that already existed in his present, and exaggerated it to make the metaphor obvious.

Learning and discussing these works in terms of them being predictions and having test questions like “do you think his prediction came true?” is not only pointless, but actively counterintuitive. When you frame these works as being ‘people from the past knew that the future would be terrible’ you shift the entire perspective to one of some kind of nostalgia for a past that didn’t exist. 

These author’s aren’t oracles. They’re satirists. Their predictions ‘come true’ because they were already true when they wrote them. 

same thing with “simpsons predicted the future” situations.