Silver Tongue

jenjensd:

deadmothh:

drakken:

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this stream was so funny because if im remembering right hbomb was THE ONLY PERSON with the guts to murder a congresswoman

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How could you leave this in the tags?

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Ruby: You’ve been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Sapphire: A what day?

Ruby: A spa day

Sapphire: What is this word “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

ankle-beez:

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Today’s the day

adurot:

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Good help is so hard to find.

bisoubarnes:

The older I get the more I understand Britney Spears.

lollitree:

l-anna-art:

lollitree:

I made a monster Izuku au… would you like to see him…

Yes please! I’d love to see him :D

Here he is…

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The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric

icedmilkwater:

lumnch:

Ron: What about.. “love”?

Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one

Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!

It took me five separate viewings of this post to realize that Ron and Bingo were not a part of the beatles. I just went with it. “Oh yeah Rungo Bungo ain’t right but those others are spot on”

stellans:

aspiringdoctors:

radieldancliffe:

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

My soon-to-be graduate nurse granddaughter needs to see this.

my-name-is-jimmy:

chubbyangel666:

*bites u* ur trans now

Oh my how could such a thing…. transpire