shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

turkwriter:

You, a fool: George R.R. Martin writes nothing but sadness and created A Song of Ice and Fire just to break people’s hearts and destroy their souls with crushing scenes of character death and horrible things happening to those who survived.

Me, an intellectual: George R.R. Martin named three successive generations of House Tully after Muppets.

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I’m sorry WHAT

Wait so is this canon?

silver-tongues-blog:

Duck: finds pointy anime shades and puts them on

Duck: hey look! Duck Strider!

Ned: I don’t get it

Aubry: Someone restrain me before I go absolutely feral on you.

god i have no clue why i follow you but you're great and all so i'm staying but as someone who takes a passing interest in zodiac signs why in homestuck is the sagittarius troll a horsefucker? is he actually a horsefucker? what the hell???
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banishedquasiroyal:

hey thanks! ngl equius is like….weird for a lot of reasons. he’s loyal to a fault and takes an interest in FINE ART, which is basically furry muscle porn. i…don’t think he’s fucked a horse. but he’s probably like kin with horses? idk man is a mystery but he’s fuckin neat

i think its because sagittarius is the sign associated with horses so i think equius is just like… the alternian version of horse girls in middle school

raeiner:

walk in my shoes

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:

thefreakzone:

Georgia Tennant’s twitter is a gift Part 3

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IT GOT BETTER!!!

Everyone is reblogging this without this addition and you don’t know what you’re missing

sorecererz:

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“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

yayster:
“ yayster:
“ I see this comic panel of mine posted to Reddit/Twitter/Facebook every single Father’s Day with neither credit nor context, and it’s starting to drive me a little crazy.
I don’t run this comic anymore, but here’s a version with...

yayster:

yayster:

I see this comic panel of mine posted to Reddit/Twitter/Facebook every single Father’s Day with neither credit nor context, and it’s starting to drive me a little crazy.

I don’t run this comic anymore, but here’s a version with proper attribution if people do want to share it. Please don’t crop out the artist’s links when you publicly post an artist’s work - even better, please ask permission to post it!

Thank you for your support on this! Here are a couple of other Ditto jokes I hope you’ll enjoy ^^

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spideysbff:

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I know it was this one.

libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

celtic-pyro:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

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This scene is…much more disturbing in context now.

Let’s not forget SpongeBob was created by a marine biologist. I doubt this was an accident.

lezzyharpy:

glowingforrest:

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss