Silver Tongue

beebumbies:

Based on real life events

30-minute-memes:
“Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912
”

30-minute-memes:

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912

dingodoodles:

HERE IT COMES, HERE WE GO.

tiktoks-we-like:

HOLY FUCK I LOST IT AT THE WOAOAOAOAOAOA RUNNING AROUND

urbanfantasyinspiration:

berryvegan:

😭😭 I love piggies so much

So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me

cyborb:
“solar system
”

cyborb:

solar system

squided:

lazorsandparadox:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2:

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angelicguy:

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the funniest shit ive ever read

itszonez:

Watching AOC playing Among Us with other streamers is something i didn’t knew i needed. This is wholesome content

slutty-satan:

howdoichangethis:

gnsan:

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shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils