tornsart:

Stagnancy is boring. Try something new, June.

tattooed-disappointment:

g0dammit:

tattooed-disappointment:

Ask someone who’s seen it

You have never seen your own penis

No thats gay

fellas

femmeaziraphale:

shut up aziraphale’s true form is scary as fuck NOT because it’s not cool but because crowley will be getting milk from the fridge in the middle of the night and he’ll look left and it’s just hundreds of glowing eyes awakening from the depths of the hallway and a disembodied voice is like “my dear boy this is the final time you drink straight from the carton”

candywafercutie:

“I wish I had the power to save games before they lose their data… Every single game from the past, present, and future. Everywhere. I don’t care what I become. All the children that have spent hours in their games, only to lose their progress due to no faults of their own… I don’t want them to suffer anymore.”

Just because autosave exists in the next Animal Crossing game, that doesn’t mean Resetti lost his job… Rather he has ascended to godhood and rewritten the laws of the universe…

footballintuxedos:

spaceagelovesong3:

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

nocturan:

caucasianscriptures:

Tbh I still don’t know

They were just an art collection for me

it has the same rules as magic the gathering

theeforvendetta:

thatpettyblackgirl:

“not mention their uncontrollable urge to invade” BITCHJDKSJAKDKSKDJFJFOGOGI

shadowfox275:

gaypeopletwitter:

I CAN H E A R HIS FUCKIN VOICE FUCK

we all know heather would be the one not respecting trans rights