biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine you’re a middle-aged mom & you let your teenager invite some friends over & you bring them like, lemonade & cookies and crap, and 10 years later u find out one of those kids joined a band & wrote a top 100 song about how you were his puberty-fueled teenage sex dream and u have to spend the early 2000s listening to it play on overhead speakers every time u visit the mall all bc you tried to let your teenage daughter Stacy have a social life

kids these days have never heard of Stacy’s Mom and i feel so validated

cannibalqt:

fakeghostpirate:

nendocris:

Why do all white conservative pundit women look the exact same

Wonderbread guy commissioned the GOP

This one, this is the most horrid response in this cursed thread.

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

powerfulwizard:

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:

i literally forget among us is about voting out a killer alien/killing crewmates like i get so caught up in my tasks its the whole game to me. like fuck yes wire simulator 3000 this is it baby

Whenever someone calls a meeting I’m like seriously? I was in the middle of my work.

me, every fucking time my click and drag task is interrupted by SOME idiot getting maimed:

socialistexan:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I love how

I love how this meme unintentionally but correctly implies reddit is racist

fairykukla:

wellthatsjustamess:

It’s the only logical explanation

So that’s what the Monster Under The Bed is reduced to these days…

the-memedaddy:

meirl

powermonk:

chickenfarmersan:

chickenfarmersan:

iamadinosaur888:

prince-mar-mar:

beamkatanachronicles:

legendofthesevenstars:

flamingarcanine:

flamingarcanine:

fucking amazing job, matt mercer

back at it again

Damn Matt Mercer, back at it again

There are better places to take a nap than on the ground you know

unemployed-18yearold-lettuce:

i-havent-slept-in-1000-years:

doublemooncrab:

[laminated paper wobble noise]

Scoliosis

Me when someone puts ice down my shirt