higher-noon:

somewhatgrownup:

Had to do it

Its my birthday

putins-penis:

chrishansenfromdatelinenbc:

putins-penis:

chrishansenfromdatelinenbc:

I found a pic of cosplayers acting out the jeep scene from mgsv and its ruining my life

??? Where omg pls i gotta see this

there they are

Omg im cryi ng,,

lionself:

casejackal:

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

None pizza left beef happened on my twelfth birthday

beautifulterriblequeen:

katjohnadams:

annabellehectorworldofweird:

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

It’s a beautiful day and you are a horrible gazebo

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

it-is-the-female-federal:

why-i-love-comics:

Injustice: Year Zero #8 (2020)

written by Tom Taylor
art by Cian Tormey & Rain Beredo

I felt so powerful while reading this

genderfluid-and-confuzled:

lystring:

woke-up-on-derse:

glitterhoney:

luisonte:

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

hedge-rambles:

cameoapparition:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

ouroborostattoo:

“why are the among us characters wearing space suits in a spaceship?” have you not seen how much is wrong with the fucking spaceship

The speed at which oxygen failure can kill everyone suggests that there is plenty wrong with the space suits too.

#I love that Among Us is clearly playing out the second half of the climax of a space horror movie #after everything has gone to shit and you’re being picked off one by one #desperately trying to keep your limping ship together long enough to find the things killing you #like they just skip the setup and go ‘time for the intense part you can guess how it got this bad’ (via derinthescarletpescatarian)

Second reblog to catch the tags

If I find myself on a ship where the oxygen regularly shuts off you can bet your left nipple I’m wearing a fucking space suit 24/7 if it means 20 extra seconds in which to fix the janky fuckin O2 system before I die.