$5 30 minute com for chokfi of their kobold getting ready to lob a fireball
You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts
me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose
WAKEY WAKEY DEMONS
the final monster you have to stop is capitalism
My explanation is this: x
[ID: Sketches of Taako standing behind Lup–who is sitting on a couch looking at a phone. He bonks her on the head with an empty cardboard tube. She turns to look at him and yells, “The FUCK was that.” He replies, deadpan, “the cain instinct. She grabs a pillow and attempts to climb over the arm of the couch while yelling, “I’ll show you some fuckin’ cain instinct!” Taako runs away making a face at her. End ID]
