Silver Tongue

Why do people keep calling you "Boss"? Is it an in-joke I missed or something? (asking out of genuine curiosity)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I don’t remember exactly how it started. I think my followers just like to act like they’re my henchmen.

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I did do that. Three times.

But I think it was earlier than that.

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matrix

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himborc:

planetm21b61754894479822:

tapireye-deactivated20220708:

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Bodysuit by Maria Ke Fisherman

This is how JoJo characters dress

this fit said 🧬

*dies on my first day of being a vampire because i refuse to not eat pasta*

wingedcorgi:

worth the wait.

wicca-wicca-slimshady:

dorkshadows:

“Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster

Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game.

I really miss that show

That was my childhood

enbyfrogg-deactivated20210518:

i have drawn many wörms

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kaible:

jordisstigander:

tcfkag:

4setsofcorsets:

bluepaladinredlion:

lazytechsupport:

katobleps:

lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

@urulokid

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

heartseeker:

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LOSING my mind at this article about not being able to pet all three of cerberus’ heads in hades

yourlocalautisticoverlord:

lazysweets-evil-hideout:

witchcraft–lizard:

This series of jokes killed when I watched them

If I didn’t know better I’d say they only had one brain cell

These kids are neurodivergent and you can’t convince me otherwise

I love notes


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