liquidstar:

banana guards: **en route**

finn: **the human**

the-moon-pal:

Tadano said Trans Rights!!💕

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papasmoke:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

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His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

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sailorcuba:

shipping real people isn’t just gross and super disrespectful it also ruins friendships and tbh all of u who actively ship real people and treat them like fictional characters. are. freaks!

pkmatrix:

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL that the 1st moon landing, the Manson murders and the Woodstock festival all happened within the timespan of just one month (the Summer of 69) (cbsnews.com)

via reddit.com

all those songs talking about how wild the summer of 69 was were right

Other events of that same summer:

  • Stonewall
  • Brian Jones of The Rolling Stones drowned
  • The Zodiac Killer
  • Honduras and El Salvador go to war over a Soccer game (among other things)
  • Soviet Union and China almost went to war

1969 was a hell of a year.

homofied:

carlisle-the-daddy-cullen:

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

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spockvarietyhour:

tinkdw:

saawek:

Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard

They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.

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Amazing 😆

“Hell’s greatest achievement. The M25”

Tag your fucking gross trans headcanon like "trans"
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dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

albatross-the-fanartist:
“ rip-aizawa:
“ “ @albatross-the-pen-chewer submitted:
Hello! I just read Leviathan and I’m LOVING IT SO FAR!
So at one point I started imagining Leviathan’s screeches as this kid and… it wouldn’t leave my head… so I slapped...

albatross-the-fanartist:

rip-aizawa:

@albatross-the-pen-chewer submitted:

Hello! I just read Leviathan and I’m LOVING IT SO FAR!

So at one point I started imagining Leviathan’s screeches as this kid and… it wouldn’t leave my head… so I slapped this together as an offering.

I also have another, more detailed thing but tumblr isn’t letting me submit it so hold on I guess

GOD IM LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Ok so in a spur-of-the-moment decision I have made a side blog to put all of my fan content, so here’s the “more detailed thing” I mentioned earlier.

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It’s basically the exact same joke as the first image, but I put enough time into this that I didn’t want to see it go to waste.