dickwitch-catdyke:

positive catgirl affirmation: your claws and teeth are SO sharp. you CAN destroy anything you want. you DESERVE headpats. you ARE full of incredible CHAOS and VIOLENCE.

heath-fucking-bar-baby:

unyanizedcatboys:

demilypyro:

There’s only one gender and it’s mine, you can’t have it

*photocopies your gender for illegal use*

*pirates your gender from PiratesBay but it has Korean subtitles and is in 360p*

capatalismnt:

probablybadrpgideas:

The real evil force of darkness: capitalism.

-Mod Pencil

corrodedvampire:

getouism:

gays see something with “vampire” in it and hit reblog

I’ve been attacked

Here have some garlic

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

we out here arguing about twilight again? has society regressed to the point of defending twilight once more?

cant believe people still like twilight princess. i thought we all agreed years ago that it’s way too edgy and linear and has no replay value

no no, shes got a point

foulserpent:

fucking mammal

bugsband:

me making all of my friends look at my new favourite character

nohomo-mrfrodo:

haya-haya-haya:

catasters:

it all belongs to her

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.

If people spend money at the Globe theatre and don’t steal his bones then his ghost is happy

“Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare, To dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.”

Shakespeare’s actual grave. He put a curse on anyone that tries to touch his bones. That’s what Shakespeare wants. Buy tickets and don’t touch his bones.

okay but lowkey does anyone else wanna disturb his bones so they get the chance to be haunted by him?