Silver Tongue

joey-wheeler-official:

It’s really funny to see people go “Oh, so I’m a transphobe because I don’t believe in nonbinary people?” like, yeah, you are, die mad about it dipshit.

aviculor:

babyanimalgifs:

Western spotted skunks 

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@vixxey

drumcorpshero:

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Spoopy Season Safety

aryson:

aryson:

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

i will eat my meals and take my naps and sit on benches and i will stop to do nothing and i will cherish those moments.

shiftythrifting:

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Oddly specific mug, Derby KS.

cummunismkillls:

bukkakebarbie:

lindsaychrist:

omg

the gasp is what sent

The gasps HKHJGJGJ

geekinglikeaboss:

homomedia:

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He’s right and he’s also living his dream… Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

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Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

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Never forget that sesame street was made for children in urban city areas who’s parents couldn’t afford preK in order to help bridge the knowledge gap.

nendocris:

gun-flame:

iamnotanelk:

nendocris:

The funniest part of Fate lore is the fan theory of why some heroic spirits are depicted as they are – some theories claim that it’s because they were popularly perceived like that throughout history, while other theories claim that this is how they looked like contrary to historical depictions.

And the only thing that comes to mind is, what made people believe Thomas Eddison was a giant furry?

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I think this proves the second theory

That’s just what he looked like in real life

Ok so basically Edison was summoned in a very unique way which basically goes against everything in Fate up to that point, which is why his body differs greatly from what he was in real life.

Edison is famous enough to manifest as a Heroic Spirit, however his powers as a servant are diminished because he is just so “new”. The more recent a Heroic Spirit the weaker it is generally because their actions haven’t passed into legend yet. To compensate, he manifests as a sort of embodiment of every single President of the United States through history in order to reinforce himself as a concept.

Yes this is convoluted and you were probably better off not knowing.

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calangkoh:

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oh. my. GOD alphonse.

If I had to guess I'd say your favorite musical is probably Chicago

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banishedquasiroyal:

so this is fun but i’ve actually never listened to anything from chicago outside of cell block tango and know NONE of the lore. i’ll have to check it out once i’m still the new place!

but! for favorite musicals it’s a really messy tie (and i am a very very basic bitch w/ subpar taste) between heathers, sweeney todd, and rocky horror. i just…really like those three. and can lipsinc all of frank’s parts. it’s complicated i definitely don’t fantasize about being shadowcasted haha

but!! i also really like hairspray! and semi ironically bye bye birdie! and i saw grease @ the fox when i was 12 and was like…amazed? it was SO GOOD. and i also saw mamma mia on broadway (very long story, winter garden rose, yes it was the most bougie experience of my life, 2011 babey) and i hold that experience like above the rest in my head just based on principle oh my god it was so good. i had never engaged in anything related to mamma mia before and it was like. well. seeing it as a virgin to that entire side of culture was absolutely mind blowing and an experience i feel so lucky to have had

anyway musicals are just really good and i wish i could’ve done theatre stuff in high school bc they’re just beautiful art!!

:OOOOOO you should see chicago! the main characters name is roxy and it starts with her killing a guy who was lying to her for sex.