Silver Tongue

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

coreytasticc:
doubleca5t:
eightyonekilograms:
Internet-enabled male chastity cage can be remotely locked by hackers
One gadget you don’t want to brick.
The Verge
I spent several minutes trying to come up with a witty caption for this, but nothing I can say is funnier than this headline.
hacking into the cock lock mainframe to take away these fetishists’ penis privileges

ursulaklegun:

stupidstupidratcreatures:
why are people calling music edits of anime characters fancams. theres a word for that
Cowards can’t call it an AMV

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Unrealistic. The employee wouldnt pass up a chance to kill a customer

sexycraisinthanos:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

vivienvalentino:

— a true connoisseur

modgepodgethrowaway:

writeouswriter:
When you’re writing and can’t decide on a character’s appearance:
When you’re reading and they haven’t described the characters

heedra:

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh

taichiishikarivevo:

powerrangerspapers: