kadabura:

Minecraft is the scariest game ive ever played in my life

on the topic of muppets improving everything, can I suggest one? full muppet alchemist.
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

ohfuck. ohmyfuckigngod. OHHhhhhHhh my god

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“TICKLE ME EDWARD”

uncle-cucky:

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A frisky little slut is here to dance on your dash

Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

ryu1964:

chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces:

ryu1964:

festive-dirksteve:

ryu1964:

ramb-lies:

ryu1964:

ramb-lies:

ryu1964:

ryu1964:

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What the Fuck

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This thing don’t work

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Ok

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But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

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I Don’t like the word Shitpost

Did the scanner do anything different?

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No

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

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Still the same thing

I will buy you a New

Thank You!

motherhenna:

friendlytroll:

khaleesi:

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

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bettykwong:

Here is the full piece I drew for @lozanthology !!! Mine features Skyward Sword, my second favorite Zelda game! I also included a wip gif here for fun :D

uncle-cucky:
“:9
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quidditchchick:

Okay I spent way too much time making this, but the end result was totally worth it and I’m laughin’. 

Snorkmaiden has HAD it with Little My.

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

portal coffee shop au 

a british cashier watches in horror as the manager locks a mute girl inside the starbucks and starts throwing espresso at her

chell is not hurt because she is catching all the espresso in her mouth perfectly