Silver Tongue

maplebungus-deactivated20221118:

everythingfox:

Breakfast in bed

breakfast is bed……

adurot:

falseficus:

butchyena:

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dude.

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

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sternenhimmel-mond:

laurellavenderhaze:

when the imposter kills you and you’re waiting for someone to report your body

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kopawz:
“do your best to not cling to the past… but also don’t forget it! happy october 3rd, you animals
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kopawz:

do your best to not cling to the past… but also don’t forget it! happy october 3rd, you animals

smolruby:

nail-bat-lesbian:

thesaltofcarthage:

anyawen:

The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …

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the Bard will never die.

and this comic is fucking genius.

Lmaooooo

this guy has achieved comedy

seadeepspaceontheside:
“ THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
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punkcandy:

princessmossy:

punkcandy:

iamdoctorpill:

punkcandy:

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

Then what did ed do so wrong?

edward was a little bitch

Edward refused to drink his milk