Silver Tongue

Nice

what smart appliances could have been: here is the exact part that is not functioning, here are 5 vendors selling that part for between $30-$70, here are 3 repair specialists in your area
what smart appliances actually are: you can’t operate this appliance because uhhhh *checks notes* your water filter is pirated :(

demilypyro:

Funny demon girl ideas

dankmemeuniversity:

stagemanagerssaygo:

autumnthejokerat:
jaubaius:
Creative & DIY
SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

elenamanetta:

It’s why they’re the perfect couple.

Streaming DND at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

justin mcelroy built a tardis?

turing-tested:

Gives a whole new meaning to Justin “Who” McElroy

yeehaw-chihuahua:

heritageposts:
hi-john-im-alive:
the-fury-of-a-time-lord:
Millions of middle aged men and women will dust off the old toy wands
the browning pages of books long forgotten
strange cloaks, black rimmed glasses that havent been worn in decades
and those men and women will hold vigils in the streets
as a soft, sad melody echoes around the crying faces
“Hedwig’s Theme”
And the halls of Hogwarts will spring to life again
as those same men and women go home to their families
and hold their children, who don’t know who Harry Potter is
and begin
to read.
It’s eight in the morning and im crying thanks tumblr.
date of origin: 2013
absolutely not

this post aged absolutely horribly