Silver Tongue

Ganon, does he,, y’know,,, :3c

Anonymous

silver-tongues-blog:

ganon does NOT fuck.

Sorry but thems the breaks. In his gerudo form, he spent his life hunting the triforce, studying magic and trying to stop link. he didnt have the time. Where was he gonna get puss or be pegged? in the sacred realm? the only one there is rarues crusty old man schlong. and then when he broke free he was spent is time raising a bird to steal people.

in the kid timeline he got hunted down and exiled to the twilight realm where he became a giant floating magical flaming head. As much as zant offered theres no way for ganon to fuck

and dont get me started on the downfall timeline. he was brooding in his tower with the full triforce and nary a puss in sight. he had to disguise himself as some jackass wizard just to go to the grocery store in the light world.

To answer the question. ganon does NOT fuck.

uncle-cucky:

cuppykin:

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cuppykin:

Oh god I’ve been found out please for the love of god help me

HELP ME

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LOOK WHY ARE YOU ONLY POINTING OUT ME,

I SAW HIS JOCKSTRAP BULGE TODAY. I KNOW WHATS UP

i cant believe they wouldnt expect you to recognize a pompadour

evermore-fashion:

Ziad Nakad “Atlantis” Spring 2020 Haute Couture Collection

herssian:

*goes into my imagination and plays with my ocs like i’m a four year old with a dollhouse*

techmomma:
“Europeans can snort so many mummies it wipes out almost the entire population of mummified individuals but human sacrifice is bad. Hm.
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techmomma:

Europeans can snort so many mummies it wipes out almost the entire population of mummified individuals but human sacrifice is bad. Hm.

cetais:

the-alfie-incorporated:

top 10 iconic anime protagonists

The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

cognitiveinequality:
“ bluebirdmask:
“this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)
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It blows my mind that someone would post this, then choose not to link to the video:
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cognitiveinequality:

bluebirdmask:

this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)

It blows my mind that someone would post this, then choose not to link to the video:

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itsapmseymour:

The Huoy Pear from Wind Waker deserves to be its own reaction picture,


What is it shocked at above?

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seagulls, duh

velinxi:

[among us] blue crewmate and his red imposter friend that stalks him to protect him from other imposters, part 3

[part 1-2]