towniebutch:

gunsandfireandshit:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Some of you have never been squash hunting and it really shows

princessparakeet:

moonlandingwasfaked:

princessparakeet:

my DREAM JOURNAL blog was ?????? flagged???? theres not even any ????? photos???

STAFF TOOK YOUR DREAM JOURNAL

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

remember when that physicist stuck like 80 bras down his pants

Brian Wecht’s existence never stops being amazing

I mean. He’s mentioned it.

He sold t-shirts.

neophyte-redglare:

..AND SHARPEDO FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWER

emails4change:

thatdivatracy:

This still tickles me so much.

nevermore191:

I was writing a script for a modern adaption of R&J and these came up

The Montacrew: A Summary

caucasianscriptures:

Where is the lie tho?

okwait:

thatenglishchap:

pirate-queen-ali:

thatenglishchap:

polymathematical:

monkeysaysficus:

great-tweets:

👀

They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

chefpyro:

programmerhumour:

Recursion

OP somehow made a function that loops back to before they even learned to code