me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’
a long list of pokemon that people’s opinion of changed after the Mystery Dungeon games:
Anyone else finish doing things at exactly half past and wait 7 minutes to talk to friends so they dont think you were lying about having other things to do?
music videos set in a surreal cgi desert (1999-2002)
youre walking through a surreal desert. its hot but all over you can hear strange sounds. You follow one to find a musician playing. you leave him be. you follow a different sound and find another musician. she hasnt seen you. its best to let her practice. All throughout this desert are musicians playing their piece, unaware of your presence.
me going back in time to ancient greece: “Hey Im from thousands of years in the future and need to talk to you to about Oedipus”
Socrates: “ah. so people take its message to heart and lean the moral that no matter how hard you try, you cant avoid the inevitable?”
When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
i get this is a deep post but all im imagining is the oracle of delphi bursting into public bathrooms of ancient greece extremely drunk and being like"yo, your kids gonna kill you"
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
