Silver Tongue

incorrect-hs-quotes:

Dirk: Hey, where’d Dave go?

Roxy: he sid he was gonna go flirt wiht the kiosk worker, the one w/ buck teeth and glasses

Dirk: …

Dirk: Which one?

Roxy: oh he said it was !!…

Roxy: uhhh..

Roxy: hm.

Dave: hey whats up hot stuff

Jade: stop calling me that >:(

John, at the exact same time: not much, nerd. :B

thiswebsitenamesareweird:
“Don’t forget
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branovices:

yung-starbucks-deactivated20210:

The loop makes it seem like all the makeup suddenly comes back as part of some kind of curse.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I’d join Team Magma from pokemon I mean the plan is stupid obviously but I dig the outfit and I love Camerupt

This is the thought process of 90% of magma grunts

to be fair, team magmas plan is more feasible than team aquas. Then again, team magma consists of scientists not pirates

reasons-i-get-up:

Dating a Team Magma Grunt (alt link - Bato.to)

An adorable comic that takes place after Pokemon ORAS with a Team Magma Grunt entering a relationship with Brendan. While it is a love story (look at the title), it’s not overly romantic and glimpses into the human side of reformed villains to personal feelings.

There are a few chapters up and you can visit Gooberman(kdk5011)’s blog for direct contact (if you can maneuver through some Korean).

fenik:

Good girl