discodeerdiary:

quantumpsychotic:

This makes so much more sense than “they canceled your favorite show because you weren’t posting hard enough”

xxtc-96xx:

ask-mirage-mews:

Zeus: “Euuuugghh I can feel it traveling through my body…This will take some getting used to…”

@xxtc-96xx

monsterenergytwink:

^ Shadow the Hedgehog

shencomix:

Public U. Art Club #8

adurot:

alleycatboy:

adurot:

alleycatboy:

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

Probably easier, and more sustainable, to just buy some iron supplements.

that sounds stupid as fuck to me. and it completely lacks intimacy. i’d give her my liver if she asked

You only have one liver, man! Like sure, you solve the iron deficiency for however long that one meal lasts, but now you’re dead and next week she’s anemic again. Ya gotta thing long term!

your liver grows back as long as you have a chunk of it left

scraps-is-busy:

What’s this? Bugs? Fables!? How can bugs have stories to tell? Well I don’t know about you, but this wasp is getting very aggressive so I’m gonna hear him out. 

hateandmaliceandcats-deactivate:

tumblr is also like this

comradebungle:

genma-shiranui-deactivated20210:

genma-shiranui-deactivated20210:

All the kids being so extra during the Chūnin exams and the procters are just like “what the fuck”

this is just what being in middle school is like

trident:

… But there are other creatures of the same species that live in harmony with nature. In mountains, in woods. These I don’t chase… And some I don’t touch at all. For example…

grawly:

silver-tongues-blog:

grawly:

i know his name isnt actually Sans Undertale but i straight up cannot call him anything else

actually sans undertale is the doctor. you’re thinking of sans undertales monster

thank you