chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

I’m on my deathbed. My grandchildren come to see me one last time. They bring their new Nintendo console, which can fly and projects holograms. Smash just got new DLC. A hologram of Crash Bandicoot fights Sonic and Mario on my bed. I stammer out a “fucking awesome” before I pass away, peaceful and contented. Crash is the last thing I see.

I always assumed you were gonna cryogenically freeze yourself until it happens

scribbly-z-raid:

Ganondorf in Breath of the Wild 2

hyliaschosenhero:

rakkiankh:

People upset Nintendo is postponing animal crossing New Horizons for another couple months…

I’m so fucking glad they’re postponing it. When Nintendo postpones a game they make sure it’s good. And I want that game to be as close to perfection as possible.

chefpyro:

suraelis:

I saw a post that was saying Grookey was a harmon user when he drums his stick. Fennekin eats sticks. I put the two and two together. 

pugetsound:

jade harley world famous bachelor

paper-mario-wiki:

i love that Nintendo’s E3 presentation is always a far cry from all the other E3 presentations. it’s such a nice change of pace.

scribblehooves:

scribblehooves:

Witches be trippen’!!!!!

chefpyro:

I don’t respond to replies that call me OP. If you followed me you’d know my name. People who call me OP must be like 3 reblogs away.

can you rank these?
people who call you emily
people who call you boss
people who call you chefpyro
people who call you OP