Silver Tongue

terryfuck:

neopets-hentai:

doomy:

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hmmmm

Here’s how Bernie can still win!

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nitrosplicer:

My whole dash tonight:

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Snail Dragon

animedads:

Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti*

God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck

should specify that bayonetta dances while flying on a shard of her roof

idolomantises:

What if we kissed in the vents,, and we were both imposters 😳🙈

johnnywhistler:

teacupfulofstarshine:

everydaylouie:

ghost choir 👻 🎵

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

Happy Halloween the 1st!

evilkitten3:

anthonycrowley:

mugasofer:

argumate:

bonesleo:

anthonycrowley:

the only thing wrong with toto’s africa is nothing haha it’s perfect

just kidding someone mentioned to me that the line ‘sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti’ is literally just saying ‘the mountain is like this other mountain’ and it’s the worst similie in existence and i can’t stop thinking about it please help

i want to make it clear that toto’s africa remains both my favorite song and the best song in existence, but this is it’s one (1) flaw. perhaps it is only because we are not allowed to gaze on mortal-made perfection, but the fact is that you can’t just be like ‘this mountain is like this other mountain’ and expect it to not grind my gears

to add insult to injury, Kilimanjaro is about twice as tall as Olympus.

#it’s not even on the serengeti

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arrested for crimes against geography

menstitsfandom-remade:

minecraft steve in smash yesterday… trump has covid today… very excited to see what the other 29 days of october have in store for us

hiehearts-deactivated20221106:

hiehearts-deactivated20221106:

TRUMP AND HIS WIFE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST

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CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE…

nothing will be more funny than if the virus takes him right before the election