Silver Tongue

anais-ninja-bitch:

queen-sammie:

midnightvoyager:

crtter:

caecilius-est-pater:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

iamthecoffeebadger:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

officialdamonalbarn:

officialdamonalbarn:

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

image

THANK YOU

image

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

image

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

image

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

image

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

image
image

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

image
image

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

mushy-art:
“Even imposters take part in “Bring your children to work” day.
”

mushy-art:

Even imposters take part in “Bring your children to work” day.

marauders4evr:

The most baffling part of the Avatar fandom is that Korra can literally

Be forcibly restrained and poisoned:

image

Suffocate:

image

Break her legs:

image

Possibly die for a minute (or, at the very least, become comatose):

image

Use a wheelchair:

image

Be sent away for healing:

image

Have a complete mental/emotional breakdown:

image

Go through physical therapy:

image

And become repeatedly triggered via PTSD:

image

And still fans are like:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image

dnd-apothecary:

plaguedoctormemes:

I remember seeing other videos of this performer. Reposted because I didn’t want to reblog from /sixpenceee.

Follow PESTRiCA on TikTok

I would give this performer all of my money. I would then go to the nearest atm to pull out more cash to give all my money to this performer. If an atm wasn’t available for whatever reason, I would ask this performer for their paypal/venmo/cashapp and give them money. 

This is so awesome. Street performers are on another level. 

bigtea3:

arroeies:

1000-year-old Japanese joinery techniques that don’t require any nails or glue.
e.g. Kengo Kuma building: https://youtu.be/5tFf8BtUV9s
by DeMilked

First off let me say wig….second off let me say I love it……

jathis:

syrren:

image
image

Press Y to Eject

It’s a nice day on a spaceship and you are a horrible imposter