guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
Meaning of the letter “A” when appearing in LGBT[…]+ acronyms:
Asexual: 95.4% of respondents, 1936 total
Aromantic: 80.7% of respondents, 1639 total
Agender: 66.7% of respondents, 1353 total
Ally: 13.9% of respondents, 282 total.
I’m just posting this here for my aces and aros who are feeling down on themselves and defeated tonight. Remember that nine out of ten people support you and that the current loudest voices are not those of the majority.
I know a few people who might benefit from seeing this.
In case anyone is curious about how reliable statistics like these are, a total samples size of just 2000 people is enough to establish some relatively high confidence levels of a population upwards of 300,000,000 people. Or, roughly the population of the United States. So while there’s a margin of error in anything, these many respondents are a decent sample size.
where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school
I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring
Not every day you find out youre a background character
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*breathes*
nd weed fanfics, shit is chis.
*breathes*
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The outrage that The Good Place is ending after season 4 kind of astounds me. What were people looking for in a show that tightly-plotted? There’s only so many escalations of the stakes before it’s comical/Supernatural, and it’s not like a sudden midseason cancellation that leaves us and the writers unprepared.
The whole point of TV should be to tell good stories, and those things have natural conclusions. The Good Place will get the ending the creators chose for it, at the time they picked themselves, and we will get to enjoy it as a complete and really excellent story.
Thank you! Shows are not infinite stories, just long ones, and when the original showrunners have told the story they wanted to tell they should end.
its better for a series to end with a complete story than to become a dead horse, beaten for entertainment.
scientists: how do we stop the very infectious and damaging tobacco mosaic virus from spreading????
farmhands: dip ur hands and equipment in Milk™️ before touching them
scientists: ????wait how does that work
farmhands:
Basically all nightshades are vulnerable to the tobacco mosaic, right? So as a home gardener, washing my hands and tools in milk before handling tomatoes stops it? I have never heard of this! Does it need to be whole milk or will it work with any milk? Would it work with lactose free milk?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
