Silver Tongue

questbedhead:

I think the concept of a true name is overrated. I think everyone should all have multiple names and switch between them at random. People should collect names the way we collect particularly nice mugs. 

OP is a cat

chrishallbeck:
“Welcome.
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chrishallbeck:

Welcome.

sugarpkts:

sugarpkts:

25 likes and I’ll let henry in the closet and he can do whatever he wants

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i am going to lose my mind

judgingyourgrammar:

theocseason4:

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Scream

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

silver-tongues-blog:
“Everyone talks about how sad the little one that follows is whenever the crewmate dies but nobody talks about the little one that sits on the crewmates head
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silver-tongues-blog:

Everyone talks about how sad the little one that follows is whenever the crewmate dies but nobody talks about the little one that sits on the crewmates head

eyefocusing:

so, they ended up being an impostor when the game started……

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sherpawhale:

Team Skull truly represents the millenial generation

matsutsaplay:

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Give this Man Oscar!!!