mushroomdoggo:

My dad loves minecraft and is currently building, legit, the entire city of Philadelphia just because. Today he sent me his save and while the whole thing would take days to explore (and it’s not even remotely close to be finished), I’ve taken some screenshots of my favorite stuff:

fully-furnished apartment complex I could never afford

Construction

Historical buildings (?) With blocky american flag

Aerial shot of just SOME of the city he built ALONE (obviously with minimal cloning bc like… all the buildings are different)

And my favorite…

THIS is a news channel… he made it NOT by making a custom texture pack, but by creating freehand pixel art on a massive scale at the precise size of a minecraft map, then mapping it, then putting it in an item frame. He told me he’s done stop signs and some street signs using the same method, but I legit couldn’t find them because the city is that massive 

Please note the crawl…. for those who can’t make it out, it reads “Trump convicted of tax fraud… world ok now…”

Bonus street layout for parts he hasn’t done yet (this goes on for chunks):

uncle-cucky:

UwU twans wights!!!!

oliverogue:

happy pride

galaxies-behind-my-eyes:

portaljumper339:

love-nikki-lost-in-translation:

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

raccoonfootproductions:

knuckles-the-himbo:

clearlyfruit:

i always loved how eggman was so obsessed with himself

like he was making a speech about blowing up the earth and he had like a bunch of self compliments going along in the background

I know these are probably the worded the way they are because some Japanese person wrote them but they make me laugh so much.

They’re written like positive affirmations you’d write on sticky notes to paste on your bathroom mirror when you’re depressed.

He’s come to make an announcement.

kasper-the-ghost:

lesbianlinkle:

msjessicaday:

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

wt-art:

After seeing some angry comments I thought it put something more positive up.