Friend: you should see a therapist

Me: no I dont

Nonexistent therapist I was just having a hypothetical session with: yes you do

curantolite:

This is a two-part statement:
1. Happy Pride month, y'all!
2. i’m sorry

togeqi:

harlequinhatter:

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

jolteon-appreciation:

xerem:

the pokémon people:

everyone, immediately:

Um I will pet my Jolteon and you can’t stop me !

liquidstar:

jayrockin:

R…. rolling girl…..

PATREON | KO-FI | STORE

ampullae:

sigma-wolf:

dirkstriders:

it is. so UNGODLY funny to give fictional characters the last name of the title of their media. like “dave homestuck” and “komaeda danganronpa” are funny but they HAVE canon last names. “sans undertale” and “lucretia adventurezone” are one hit KOs

Naruto Naruto

that’s his scientific name

afallenwolf:

silver-tongues-blog:

afallenwolf:

silver-tongues-blog reblogged your video:babylonian: if you aren’t watching Monster Factory…

This. This is the clip that introduced me to the mcelroys all those years ago.

Holy shit. What a way to start! 

Yep. I instantly fell in love with their antics and was absolutely in awe when I found out there was a third brother and they had podcasts

I’ve been listing to mbmbam everyday for about a two months or more. LOVE them!

I am excited and scared for the next taz episode

lesbianshepard:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

the-swift-tricker:

the-swift-tricker:

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”