Silver Tongue

dadsandals:

pregnantseinfeld:

yungsquidward:

pregnantseinfeld:

how many times am I gonna listen to this whole four and a half minute song just to hear six seconds in the middle?

what song?

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goku

rate my playslit of longform videos to binge with my boyfriends
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why-animals-do-the-thing:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

Happy ten years to the meme that combines my niche interests in the best possible way: animals, data analysis jokes, and absurdity.

pineal-blinks:

bethuselah:

olennawhitewyne:

dendritic-trees:

pyrebomb:

“Ship means something you want to see happen.” Bitch, no it don’t. This weird-ass modern culture of lobbying show-runners to make your ship canon didn’t emerge until the advent of social media. (And recent social media like twitter, not shit-you-forgot-existed like MySpace.) Shipping and fandom in general have been around much longer, so you can stop acting like “this is the way it has always been uwu” right the fuck now.

Until relatively recently, most fans I’ve known have been perfectly okay with their ships never being canon. I, personally, would be actively offended if certain ships of mine became canon. That is not why I ship them. What I want from canon and what I want from fandom are often entirely different things that only intersect on the margins.That is why fanworks are called “transformative” ffs.

This exactly.

I’m so glad someone said this. A lot of my fav ships I specifically have no desire to see become canon, especially since they’re often in shows that don’t really do much with romance and I PREFER them that way. Shipping and fan fiction are separate things for me.

“What I want from canon and what I want from fandom are often entirely different things”

shipping isn’t always romantic idealization either which is an annoying recent mindset in fandoms, mainly its liking the dynamic of two characters and wanting to explore it in fanwork whether it be for sappy cute reasons or horrible awful unhealthy reasons, whatever is appealing/interesting to you about the pair.

synthy-naiyah:

aquadango:

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WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL

@demilypyro

Is Newtwo going to be ok?

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xxtc-96xx:

well I mean…she did get stabbed

tis only a flesh wound

fuggmuff:

fxaa:

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WRINKLES ARE FINE JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE

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angelicguy:

woolay:

angelicguy:

woolay:

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

hey dont be sad. they learned to block so they found a use for that shield!