Silver Tongue

bondsmagii:

bondsmagii:

bondsmagii:

my life goal, you ask? become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance

i project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails

this is too moderate and i’ve changed my mind. my crew and i are going to steal a warship and sail around the world sinking the yachts of billionaires

you can do both at the same time. nothing will hurt a billionaires pride than sinking their ship with complete apathy. shows them they aint shit

flamingopuuuunch:
“things i have discovered
”

flamingopuuuunch:

things i have discovered

scope-dogg:
“ baconpal:
“Be fancy.
”
this was the best flash game don’t @ me
”

scope-dogg:

baconpal:

Be fancy.

this was the best flash game don’t @ me

aro-alien:

im surprised no one’s posted this yet but arin and dan referring to the virus as the “backstreet boys reunion tour” is the funniest thing to come out of all of this

orphetoon:

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among us fanart vs gameplay

lesbianegg:
“The stereotype of the nagging woman is so harmful. I remember already being aware of it in elementary school, when boys would role their eyes when we did group work and I tried to actually do the work. I remember that shame, and how it...

lesbianegg:

The stereotype of the nagging woman is so harmful. I remember already being aware of it in elementary school, when boys would role their eyes when we did group work and I tried to actually do the work. I remember that shame, and how it prevented me from speaking up and from being a leader. I still get that response and that shame at my job, where I am literally paid to lead and to remind people to stay on schedule. 

icarusfellintomyarms:

I can’t identify the emotion this woman’s commentary is making me feel