Woooo, a new Paper Trail part is here, and a pretty long one! Finally getting to read Sareli’s diary entry! Although perhaps, its contents may have been already guessable.
absolutely gobsmacked at just how bad colonel volgin is at his job
“Why were you sent here? Was it for the legacy? The philosophers legacy? the culmination of wealth set aside by america, china, and russia during the second world war? the hundred billion dollars? Well too bad you’ll never find it in my secret vault beneath this weapons lab!! Boy I’m a good interrogator!”
“Who’s the spy??” Volgin yells during his interrogation of snake, while the boss, EVA, and ocelot are in the room
Spotting Big Boss’ small dick through an officer’s uniform was the most competent thing he did all game. Second only to the unintended ramifications of him firing one of the 2 mini-nukes he was gifted within fifteen minutes of receiving it for shits and giggles.
hold up, you got it backwards. Snake’s exposure to radiation at Bikini Atoll actually made his dick huge. The problem was his meat was way bigger than Raikov’s, which Volgin just happened to grab for funsies
I am sorry. This is just flat out false. MGS2 and MGS3 are very firm about the gigantic size of Raiden’s dick. The president groping it, the guard stating “man, I wish I had that!” when he is naked on the torture bed. Raiden having a huge package is very much confirmed canon.
Whereas the speculation that the radiation that made Big Boss infertile would somehow grant him mammoth meat is a fiction that exists solely within your mind.
Not true. When Big Boss calls Para-Medic to save for the first time she tells him about how radiation made Godzilla huge, and he responds, “that must be why my pants are so tight lately”. Paz’s tape in Ground Zeroes about BB and Kaz wrestling naked in the shower also implies that his dick is not only bigger than Kaz’s, but also just plain big.
I concede and apologize for my tone. That’s solid evidence to the claim.
I’m glad you the all of you could reasonably and calmly argue the very important matter of Big Boss’s cock size.
I wasn’t able to stay on top of grooming myself until my body started changing from the HRT. I guess I needed to be able to see… the potential? Before that I just let my body get worse and worse. Once it felt like a girl’s body I felt bad for neglecting it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
