verifiedhawke:

a mysterious metal monolith identical to the one recently found in utah has just been discovered in the hinterlands

kermitlesbian:

they’ve finally reached the “go outside” stage. nature is healing

frogdaduntitled:

basementvampz:

basementvampz:

me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!

them: that’s weird :|

me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!

them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!

fire snail.

:00000 fire snail

@demon-space-boi we should get one

poliadic:

Customer (derogatory)

plaidos:

one lesbian to another: to literally anybody joking about how we “lost” lesbian representation when Elliot Page came out, read the fucking room and understand how you’re not funny, clever or original, and just admit you see transmasculine people as betraying lesbians when they transition lmao

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

None of you know how funny i truly am

today i learned it would tak 1.23 billion pounds of mentos dropped into aproximately 2 trillion liters of coke to get nuke levels of force

exel-bobbie:

imaverycatgirl:

thatqueerchoirkid:

wait guys its december no no no my brain is still comprehending the end of october 

WAIT IT’S DECEMBER??

Looks like we succeed in no November November

no remember november

qlala:

i don’t know which young lesbians following me need to hear this, but a public figure who used to (and maybe still does!) identify as a lesbian coming out as trans doesn’t actually negatively affect you at all

if someone spouts some vitriol at you about how all lesbians want to be men because they heard about elliot page coming out, the fault lies not with elliot page, but with the person who’s choosing to sling that rhetoric. please don’t turn against or attack trans people just because a high-profile trans person came out and it reminded some transphobes that they also hate lesbians.

spiroandthelacktones:

spiroandthelacktones:

Trying to figure out how to scam the show catfish into flying my gf to see me

@breya-etherium-shaper exactly