Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

My opinion on Mario Sunshine is still being formed.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

“it’s human nature to be a greedy selfish piece of shit” FOR YOU maybe

personally it’s human nature to be sexy and funny

Consolation Prize

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me (DM): As you look through your bag you realize everything you took from the house has aged a hundred years.

Rogue: So, the deck of cards?

Me: Crumbles to dust.

Rogue: The necklace?

Me: The chain is broken and gem tarnished, but it might still be worth something.

Rogue: The fancy bottle of wine?

Me: Well… it’s wine, so…

All my players, in unison: So the wine’s AMAZING!!!!!

Realistically, it would have turned into vinegar

pharahsgf:

favourite thing about overwatch is still how hanzo killed genji and regretted it like immediately and just single-handedly dismantled the whole organisation that made him kill genji in the first place and completely upended his whole life in this big quest for redemption and forgiveness and he goes to genji’s grave every year on the anniversary of his death to pay respects and it’s like we get it you super regret killing genji and then he goes back to genji’s shrine to cry or whatever and then genji shows up and reveals he’s still alive and hanzo tries to kill him again

rockboci:

modern-austen:

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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weaver-z:

thatbassistbitch:

weaver-z:

(cuts into the gender reveal cake and blood gushes out)

you jest but there’s a thing in the south where we have lamb-shaped easter cakes but theyre red velvet. you put frosting all over it to look like lamb wool but because its so humid down here, the red dye starts to leech into the frosting so when you cut the cake, any runny frosting is like blood and you’re butchering a lamb cake. or maybe that’s just my family and close friends? idk but it’s really funny to see a bunch of little children march around with a lamb head on a plate leaking red runny frosting

Hey I also live in the south and your experiences are SO INCREDIBLY NOT UNIVERSAL

oh my god ravio is absolutely precious! do you have any headcanons on sheerow?

earthnashes:

Thank ya thank ya! ;w;

I’ve been thinking a lot about what Sheerow could be, and while my initial thought went to “fairy”, maybe Lorule has something that takes the place of fairies but operates a little differently?

I’m highly considering the use of “Familiars” in Lorule, or tiny animal-like creatures that can form a magic-based bond with other living beings (primarily the main races of Lorule). If go this route I’m unsure if a Familiar is something any of the races can get, or if it’s something more specific based on certain conditions, like… only mages get them, or only Lorians have them? Hmmm….

I’m not sure yet! Suggestions are welcome! ;w;