funny-tik-toks:

adurot:

doubleca5t:

someoneudontknow5:

for the prompt “If you could reboot one show from your childhood, which one would it be?”

bluegrasskitty:

bacon-dragon:

itsaruse:

jaimeedarling:

eternallybutthurt:

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

“a mammal”

lookineedsleep:

Bird Gothi.

@dingodoodles

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Could I hypothetically play DnD as a meek human that is a corporate slave with a 9-5 job as my character? Is that something you could do

Big Orc, opportunistic rogue, loyal druid, and Dave from Accounting

He has no particularly redeeming qualities aside from the fact that he’s agreeable and very normal

minimum wage retail worker: warlock

Sleep deprived college student: wizard

youtube comedian: bard

clauslucas:

Old pic but still holds up

xxtc-96xx:

dailymewtwos:

Now they aren’t liquid like Mew sadly, but they still got them weird sleep poses. Mewtwo is a little more modest with the way they rest, but could end up half floating half bad-back problems.

Newtwo is a lot more wild, so you got what looks like a sleepy cat pose but they might end up doing some weird sleep-fu mid nap. 

@xxtc-96xx

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N2 be like “let me just tweest mineself.”

xxtc-96xx:

she can be twisty, yeah