“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”
unlimited super salad.
hmm.
unlimited super salad.
god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*
Optimus? I thought you were dead.
benny?
…
you have to let me go, benny.
the crash was 4 years ago.
it wasn’t your fault.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
with adobe flash going the way of the dinosaur it really solidifies that the old net is dead, and our children will grow up in a world in which the web is a highly commercialized hell hole instead of a lawless zone free of civilization.
So this is how the cowboys felt huh
A moment of silence for all the poorly animated flash videos and games on newgrounds that shaped our childhoods
Killing everything in the dungeon so I can look through every crate and basket in peace for candle ingredients because my HOUSE IS DARK and I want to make CANDLES.
BUT I CAN SEE IT…IT’S RIGHT THERE. OH MY GOD.
Tonight’s dynamic was friend fighting a bunch of cultists, and me…in the background…digging around in barrels. BUT DID I FIND ANY FLOUR? YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I DIDN’T.
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I’ve been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
