juicedoesthings:

becausebirds:

Australian Magpie

Me: that’s a cool name for a bike

Me after finishing the video: oh

jadziabear:

runcibility:

whatbigotspost:

quiteliterallyhotsauce:

This is a nice tweet.

(X)

This is called the Paradox of Tolerance, as described by philosopher Karl Popper.

If you want to be tolerant, the one thing you must not tolerate is intolerance.

cryoverkiltmilk:

equikage:

when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’

The hero we deserve

thosearentcrimes:

pettankogothgf:

probaby-offensive-memes:

This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

unmute

thoroughly satisfied

Categorizing this art is remarkably difficult. Level design as accompaniment to Ride of the Valkyries? What genre is this? What discipline is this? Is this scenography?

it took me 3 watches before i realized the tracks bumps and jumps synced up perfectly with the music

mordhiobhail:

oh shit there go the cards

ioanina:

teamchaosprez:

drsofialamb:

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

higher-noon:

somewhatgrownup:

Had to do it

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your… Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re… they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

obligatorymorningfart:

stewthegreat:

obligatorymorningfart:

a tired king needs a laugh

Thank you king

dwengolyn:

hoeingjara:

lindscrossing:

CAT FIGHT!! 😱

I’m glad we’re all in agreement