matilda (1996) dir. danny devito is honestly one of the most important films ever made??? i’m not kidding. this is not a joke. where would i, and where would the world in general, be without it? that Film is one of the only bright beams of light left shining through the dark, crumbling hellhole we call Life
was anyone gonna tell me danny devito directed matilda or was i just supposed to find that out from this tumblr post
cool new teeny ultidirk being trapped in a hamster tank with a rock on the lid, supervised by his friends and loved ones until they get his shit fixed epilogue is in
Because Jade doesn’t have Green Sun power anymore.
shrinking and growing isn’t a first guardian power, it’s a witch of space power - the teleportation is a first guardian power
Nope. Complex shrinking and growing is a First Guardian power - or, rather, Jade’s natural witch of space powers were augmented by First Guardian power levels, which is how she was able to shrink and grow entire planets and teleport people vast distances.
Being able to snatch Dirk from his distant spaceship and shrink him down jar size would, i firmly believe be outside the remit of standard Space powers even at God tier without some kind of augment. Even John doing the windy thing to clear LOWAS required the augment of Typheus’ organ.
i dont recall this meme ever precepting that jade somehow snatch dirk out of his spaceship, i think you may be overthinking a gag a little bit. dirk is also not a planet.
semi-related
I explicitely remember jake mentioning that his grandma (alpha jade) had a knack for manipulating space and that she was like a witch with the stuff in reference to the shrink ray and grow ray so it stands to reason that the shrinking and growing are witch of space powers not first guardian powers.
So i was discussing with some friends a concept for a warlock whose relationship with their patron is akin to a multi level marketing pyramid scheme and then this happened.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
