Silver Tongue

egberts:

egberts:

read some negative reviews of one of my fave movies and i actually feel like my feelings are hurt

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captainlordauditor:

vinceaddams:

vinceaddams:

I never see memes specific to my interests, so I made a few.

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Some more.

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(Click here for the version with the explanation)

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(link to the post)

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Here’s one!

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for when the elastic on your socks is dying so you make garters

benzopyrene-612:

starship-one:

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you need to build higher to reach the first gate

bibbityboppidi:

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Sometimes Pintrest has goldmine comments like this.

cipheramnesia:

dustflier:

babyanimalgifs:

This praying mantis standing its ground 

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The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

I get the same way when people try to help me.

fruitzbat:

fma greed literally rolled up with his posse of homosexuals, said “don’t trust the government, kids” and immediately died. legend. 

sapphywatchesyousleep:

crazyintheeast:

counterpunches:

lafgl:

padmedala:

i’d be really curious to know what percent of queerbaiting is 

a) an intentional marketing scheme to stir interest in the project and attract certain fanbases (lgbtq people and young women) vs. 

b) members of the creative team genuinely wanting to write queer characters but the corporate side of things force them to tone it down but they still leave little hints vs. 

c) they legitimately did not know how gay something would come across

The answer:

A is 100%. Because B and C are not queerbaiting. The literal meaning and definition of it is A.

#a) queerbaiting #b) queer coding #c) subtext

Please tumblr learn the difference and stop shitting on good shows

Anyone who’s still not clear:

Teen Wolf show-makers asking fans what they wanted, getting the answer ‘canon-queer relationships’ and then just hinting at Stiles being bi and having the characters people ship hang out platonically is queer-baiting

Gravity Falls having the two male police officers hold hands and show genuine affection to one another, but not being allowed to confirm they were married because the studio wanted to sell the show to Russia and China is queer-coding

Arthur Conan Doyle genuinely not understanding why some people would think two men living together, declaring their undying affection for one another, and constantly referring to Holmes as a ‘confirmed bachelor’ was a bit gay is queer-subtext

Clear now?

scraps-is-busy:
“An actual conversation I had today.
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scraps-is-busy:

An actual conversation I had today.