penny-anna:

the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.

signechan:

jabberwockypie:

rox-and-prose:

chatdomestique:

rox-and-prose:

One of my least favorite mental illness things is “hungry but dont feel like eating” and its companions “hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal,” “hungry but can’t make anything,” and “hungry, want to eat, but why bother”

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

“Hungry but I’ll get to it later”

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don’t have it in the house

weaver-z:

broomsticksareoverrated:

murphels:

discreetwithabellyring:

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

Are you a common fool or an official fool?

In the modern age “official fools” are also known as “twitter verifieds”

cowboy:

crazy frog was right… whats going on</3

turing-tested:

eric trump is on twitter insisting that google in censoring search results because when you search mob you find pictures of mob psycho 100 instead of angry crowds

lemondorp:

trashboat:

op change your url challenge

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

m1911s-mile22:

ask-maxie-boy:

killuo:

succession2018:

im gonna shit

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

mythopoeticlicense:

averax:

platinumcracker:

harryll0yds:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

This, Jurassic Bark and the one about Fry’s lucky clover are genuinely among the most gutwrenching episodes of tv ever

muirin007:

Please release me; I am tired.

Edit: My friend made it better: