Silver Tongue

lezbrianna:

ordinarytalk:

manda-kat:

“Why do you watch kid shows rather than stuff for adults?”

Because kids shows have:

  • Clean humor that won’t make me uncomfortable
  • Jokes that aren’t related to sex, drugs, death or politics
  • Almost no mention of current events and things that I would like to avoid hearing about in my leisure time
  • Characters that like each other and treat each other kindly
  • Plots that hold morals, determination, teamwork and love in high regard, rather than being nihilistic about everything
  • Interesting and emotional plots that aren’t slice of life or sitcom-based
  • Or drama that relies on real emotion and arcs rather than overdone melodrama and ‘who’s sleeping with who’
  • And creative settings and concepts that adult shows would be afraid to use for fear of seeming juvenile.
  • They’re more likely to include queer characters, and those characters will not be reduced to sex jokes.
  • Romance, if it exists, is treated as a minor plot point and not the end of a character arc.
  • Actually good character design and animation.
  • Found family and strong friendships instead of 'group of people that are constantly backstabbing each other and don’t seem to actually like each other much’
  • No gratuitous violence

Sometimes characters just take care of one another when they’re sick or depressed.
Characters aren’t nearly as dysfunctional, toxic, or even abusive as in adult tv dramas.
No sexual assault or domestic violence.

Characters feel more fleshed out rather than one dimensional cardboard cuttouts filling a predetermined role

rosexknight:

theconcealedweapon:

Minimum Wage Employee: I deserve a raise. No one who works full time should live in poverty.

Median Wage Employee: No way! Then you’ll make as much as I do. 

CEO: You don’t even want to know how much I make. But please keep blaming poor people even though nothing is stopping you from also demanding a raise.

I’d like to point out: Median Wage employees are only like that because they know they deserve a raise too but the company would never give it to them. If the company gave everyone a raise when they raised minimum wage, this wouldn’t be an issue.

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

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in retrospect, hindsight is everything

industrialsalmon:

gunsandfireandshit:

worthikids:

Palpatine’s Journey

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

silver-tongues-blog:

Whatever, dude

*eats asbestos from a bowl*

el-waylly:

Sigourney Weaver in Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

beesmygod:

elnorhughs:

mexigay:

leaf-jelly:

leatherjacketsupervillain:

disgustinganimals:

tideartist:

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

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Good news guys

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet

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item of unimaginable power

RPG item: Greatest Sphere of Scrying

Can see beyond the boundaries of time and space but is bound to a single location

ursulaklegun:

[does a gay little magical girl transformation that pisses u off]

xxtc-96xx:

Newtwo’s still a bit unsure as a mom but that’s why she goes to Delia