machinesthink:

teathattast:

ragabond:

cantapermeadio:

kansascity-elffriend:

sanctusapparatus:

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

hiveswap act 2 out of context

hamvendor:

dankmemeuniversity:

I’m fully 32 years old and I still get anxiety around teenagers because I was bullied so bad. Trauma is hilarious sometimes tbh

*all the accommodations that we were told were impossible were not in fact impossible and were actually very easy to implement

honestlyitsjustsam:

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Red: It hurts my Red’s apple :(

Green: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual male

ryukodragon:

inyri:

Rest in Whamhalla, my dear partner @neomikey , who was caught unawares by a co-worker’s iPod speaker…

thestateonmtv:

podencos:

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

raphaelsoftiago:

maburito:

keena-kapu:

kestrel-tree:

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

bakasara:

logarto:

hiiii (gayly)