Silver Tongue

smolfrogi:

unfried-mouth-wheat:

unfried-mouth-wheat:

Listen, if Toph had went off on her own for a while in Ba Sing Se there is no way she wouldn’t vibe with Zuko.


“Welcome to Pao’s Family tea shop, I’m Li, waddaya want?”


“Chaos.”


“Understandable. Sadly, that’s not on the menu. Would you settle for a cup of Jasmine tea?”


“Sure.”

Jet, bursting into the tea shop: THOSE TWO ARE FIRE BENDERS! Toph, interrupting Zuko who is about go attack this mouth wheat boy: And where’s your proof? Jet, suspiciously: I saw the old man with a hot cup of tea right after he complained that it was cold? Toph, about to cause some chaos: Then clearly, you need your eyes checked. Toph, gesturing to Iroh: This man is a Water Bender.

THIS MAN IS A WATERBENDER

justsomeantifas:

you know what’s always bothered me? how people talk about their babies having “random weird fussy days” and they get mad about it right but the thing about that is…

babies don’t steadily grow, they grow in spurts, which means on a growth day they’re in quite a lot of pain … but no one takes it seriously because a baby can’t communicate that they’re growing over a centimeter over night and that HURTS

like, massage your fussy baby … theyre having a hard time … theyre growing obscene amounts in a short period of time and need love and care …

wait you're cis

Anonymous

lesbiskammerat:

Yeah I- hold on this bus is pulling up next to me. What’s that text say on the side? Wait, oh f

jupiter-oak:

the reason this year sucks ass is cause we’re in 20/20 mode

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clauslucas:
“i’ll be uploading a larger piece today, but here’s a little redraw of the kids i did recently for the occasion
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clauslucas:

i’ll be uploading a larger piece today, but here’s a little redraw of the kids i did recently for the occasion

marinetteplztakeabreak:

If the love square was reversed, Would anything actually change?

If Ladybug had a crush on Chat Noir, I doubt she’d actually flirt with him. She is professional and always in go mode when they’re together

And if she no longer had a crush on Adrien, she’d still be a super anxious and awkward teenager. Even if she only liked him like a friend, she’d still be painfully awkward around him.

And if Adrien had a crush on Marinette, its not like he’s be any more forward. Ladybug banters back with him, but Marinette is shy and awkward around him, so he wouldn’t want to do anything to risk their friendship.

And also, Chat Noir loves to joke around and banter with Ladybug. So even if he didn’t have a crush on her, he’s still be super encouraging and tell her how much he cares about her and make dumb puns at her.

Which brings me to my theory: the love square has literally already been reversed, but no one has noticed yet, including Marinette and Adrien

evilkitten3:
“ allcops:
“Goats > pigs.
”
direct action
”

evilkitten3:

allcops:

Goats > pigs.

direct action

clone-cognoscenti:

yarn-ace:

aifsaath:

sheridans-dynamos:

This is killing me

Like… he’s on POINT

THERES A PART TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂

https://youtu.be/eeB4arkjmok

🤣🤣🤣

davidlieberman:

when kylo and rey see each other a little flute plays and shes like, “ben… that was what your last owner called you, wasnt it? i saw it on the placard in the abandoned stable. there were newspaper clippings too. you used to race before they sold you to first order corporations when the farm went under. what happened to you? you can trust me boy” and kylo is like *flares his nostrils and kicks his hind legs out and whinnies*

davidlieberman:

the new star wars trilogy has an identical plotline to any horse girl genre movie

davidlieberman:

horse girls are the only people who can understand what a force bond feels like