ikimaru:

marble trick but it’s worm on a string 👀

dhduhfjdjidjfjf:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Do you think the character designer for Midna in Twilight Princess knows what they unleashed on the world

Nintendo man: “Okay gang we need a new plot relevant companion for Link but we’ve done the fairy thing already”

The guy who has a folder on his computer at home named “fang imps”:

horrendoushag:

Post-reveal, Jack and Maddie are trying really hard to be supportive of Danny and just roll with it, but he keeps doing stuff like this

Bonus, immediately before this:

whamdamn:

This is the funniest fucking tiktok and I can’t explain why

sexycraisinthanos:

they don’t make shows like this anymore

bigmammallama5:

terryfuck:

thebibliosphere:

marzipanandminutiae:

siege1:

donkeydickjess:

shmoodylee:

pyramidsandpistols:

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

sweatpants at work

Better* unemployment pay.
*it’s not great but that extra 600 really helped people

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

OBJECT OF POWER

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

Originally posted by sorceressyenn